september 8 etc
One day, this blog will be so big that businesses and companies will want to sponsor individual posts. If that day comes, I will 100% take the money —— but only if the business/company is selling an idea whose proliferation helps the average person navigate contemporary life and not just another stupid product or service.
A helpful tired/inspired guide for prospective sponsors can be found below.
Tired:
Today's post at combatdavey.net is brought to you by Software Company X! SCX makes it easier to virtually whip your employees, leaving you more time to say creepy things to the intern!
Inspired:
Today's post at combatdavey.net is brought to you by Jeff. You know Jeff, he's a guy you know! Jeff wants you to know that the dentists run the government and there are listening devices in 75% of fillings! RIP OUT YOUR TEETH RIP OUT YOUR TEETH RIP OUT YOUR TEEEEEETHHHH!
Thank you for your kind attention to this matter.
On y va!
🖼️✊🏽 A Banksy portraying a judge beating a protester with a gavel appeared for an instant at Royal Courts of Justice in London before getting covered up. You can see it here and here though. (The Guardian; Instagram/banksy)
🎮🎮 I want to play this game but it doesn't exist. Can someone make it? (Instagram/yourlocalbreadman)
🍹🍹 Ladies, here's some advice on how to make bars more fun to hang out at. (Instagram/cheftova)
❤️❤️ Sesame Street's archives are headed to YouTube in 2026. (Daily Dot)
🍑🍑 If you spend a lot of time sitting down at work, you might develop gluteal amnesia, a.k.a. dead butt syndrome. (NYT)
🤖🤖 AI spokespeople are getting better every day. This is not a good thing. (The Verge)
🌽🌽 The world is careening towards catastrophe (for reasons including but not limited to AI spokespeople) but there is still time to make and eat some corn risotto. (Mental Floss)
🌲 gonna
🌼 go
🌱 touch
🌳 grass
🌷 now
Be good to yourself.
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