november 11 etc
It's late on Tuesday and we just got home from the airport (YYJ —> YYZ) and while I don't have a big long post in me, I really do want to shout out the guy behind us because he was the woooooooooorst.
Why? How? Glad you asked.
- made plane crash jokes prior to takeoff
- phlegmiest cough ever (no mouth cover, no mask)
- big sneezes (no mouth cover, no mask)
- very liquid-y nasal snorts (no nose blowing)
- asked if they had draft beer multiple times (wasn't a joke)
- open mouth belches (no mouth cover, no mask, no excuse me)
- after a few drinks everything (minus the jokes) got worse
But also, there was something else. I am going to simply call it the sound.
I can't say for sure what the sound was, but imagine all the mouth and/or nose and/or throat and/or face sounds... and then work in a sound that is 50% laugh, 25% choking, 25% swallowing. It was awful. Is awful. How this man's wife hasn't smothered him with a pillow is beyond me, but she's probably just as bad just in a different, quieter way because no actual good person could coexist with a creature such as this man.
At any rate, as of this moment I am going to devote the rest of my life to being the best possible version of myself because if hell exists, I know this man will be there and I do not want to see him a Regular links-heavy posts resume tomorrow.
🌲 gonna
🌼 go pass out
🌱 touch watching the
🌳 grass nuggets/kings
🌷 now game
Be good to yourself.
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