june 17 msw
πΉ Jordan Klepper's Daily Show was solid tonight. The joke in the image above is good but the episode was chock-full of bangers, and includes someone saying the following, out loud, on television: "I was going to do fudge ββ because it's National Fudge Day ββ for the VP but I thought it'd be too gay." There's simply too much lead in the water down there.
πΊπΈ Related: some MAGA influencer doll boy named Brilyn Hollyhand (no, seriously) tried to do a thing and got crushed by smarter people and wouldn't you know it, that's my favourite song.
π₯ Related to how Brilyn Hollyhand is a potato-assed name (and getting crushed): I've been longing to do this every second of every day since we got one of those little guys at Christmas.
βΎ Jalen Brunson and Josh Hart went to a Yankees game and acted like college roommates.
π Related: I'm kind of sort of thinking of doing a thing and I'm kind of sort of excited about it.
π¬π Ghana scored in stoppage time to stun Panama and prompt joyful pandemonium in Toronto. I love the World Cup and I legit cannot believe that it's literally happening in my hometown.
π¬π Related: I am currently reading the Wikipedia entry on Hiplife.
π¬π Also related: this guy rules.
π A an old favourite movie I've been meaning to rewatch came up in conversation today, and my contribution to that conversation included my favourite part of said movie. RIP Phil Hartman.
π² gonna
πΌ go
π± touch write
π³ grass stories
π· now
Be good to yourself.
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